Tarantula tootsies appreciation post <3
hey i heard you were missing a button so i found you this one and used my spinnerets to sew it on okay love you bye
Hawkmoth parasitized by an Akanthomyces fungus.
Behavior-altering (read: fucking mind control) Cordyceps fungi and their anamorphs are wonderfully unsettling. I find them especially creepy on moths and spiders.
you guys i opened a door to let the dogs out and a fucking spider ran across my foot inside and then i was screaming and my mom dropped a plastic bowl on it to not let it run away and then it fUCKING GAVE BIRTH ON THE FLOOR IN THE BOWL AND THEN WE WERE BOTH SCREAMING
WHAT DO I DO
ITS STILL IN THE BOWL AND ITS JUST HAVING MORE BABIES
IT DROPPED MORE BABIES
MY DADS LIKE GASSING THEM WITH SPRAY AND ITS STILL GIVING BIRTH
YOU GUYS THOSE ARE ALL BABIES
FUCK MY LIFE
Male Habronattus Jumping Spider (Subadult Habronattus hirsutus)
is this what the end of the world looks like
my mother just ran into the apartment flailing her arms about and told dad and i to come outside
this is what she found